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If you’re looking for some fancy bio, you’ve come to the wrong place.

+ Other than writing, my passion is being a mommy, even though I tell people they are adopted and “mom” is a nickname

+ I ghostwrite a little . . .

+ I come up with a lot of ideas including book titles and concepts while sleeping

+ I still have a Nintendo that I play when it works – I still use the “blow in the cartridge” method or q-tips and alcohol – I will play anyone in Super Mario Brothers 3

+ I love hanging out with my family, playing cards and board games

+ I love peanut butter spread across my pancakes – don’t forget the syrup

+ I am an animal lover

+ I am originally from Indianapolis, Indiana – when visiting, White Castle is a must

+ I am addicted to Mexican food

+ I have a phobia of mice, roaches, and water bugs

+ I hate ants, they make my skin crawl and they sure know how to ruin a picnic

+ I love hot chips, especially Flamin’ Hot Cheeto Puffs – followed by a can of pop, makes me feel powerful, much like a fire breathing dragon

+ Surprising me with Strawberry Twizzlers and cheap crossword puzzle books brighten my day

+ Cinnamon Toast Crunch is my favorite cereal, I sometimes eat it for dinner

+ I love to dance – growing up, I was always in some type of dance group

+ I love to sing – I may not be the best at it and I know it, but you better not tell me that – besides, when I turn the music up, I think I sound wonderful

+ I often sing the wrong lyrics to songs and blame the artist for messing up or the radio for playing the wrong version. Besides, plagiarism is a crime

+ Big Red is my favorite chewing gum

+ I love scary movies and comedies

+ Coming to America and Love and Basketball are my favorite movies – I can recite the lines as if I wrote it, starred in it, and directed it

+ I have destroyed many people in air hockey

+ I prefer a single rose over a dozen

+ I am a huge fan of The First 48

+ I love to travel but I am also a couch potato – I can sit and watch television all day, never leaving the house

+ I do not drink or smoke

+ I still sing my ABC’s when alphabetizing

+ I am terrible at ironing but would love to make a grilled cheese using an iron

+ I watch Golden Girls almost every day – I wish Betty White my granny or an older homegirl

+ I am obsessed with Diner Dash and hidden object games

+ I like going fishing but I won’t bait my hook nor take the fish off the line